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Tips for Not Falling In Love

February 14, 2012 | Comments: 0 | Views: 161

Hello friends, Happy Valentine's day to those who already are screwed like me, but let me help in some way to those who have not yet suffered and haven't fallen sick from this bug called "LOVE."

No, no, don't just rule out this possibility and don't say that this is not going to happen to me. A very well-known gentleman, Samuel Richardson talks about this contagious disease and says, "love will draw an elephant through a key-hole." Therefore just imagine the odds.

Actually since I have seen, felt, and dealt with this horrible thing, I thought I shall give you some tips of not falling in love.

Falling in love is my thing. Well then, you might say I should give advice on how to fall in love, and not otherwise. Yes, initially I thought so, but then I felt since I have suffered a lot because of this "gale ki haddi," it would be better to give some tips on not to fall in love. After all, mein bhala kisi ka bura kyon karunga!

Okay, then let's see who could possibly get this infection and what prevention one can take to avoid this "kamini cheez."

People in the age group of 16 to 30 are more likely to be infected. Prevention: Apni umar ko chipao!

If you cry and still watch the movies like Titanic, Notebook, Serendipity, Dilwale, or Kuch Kuch Hota Hai again and again, then chances are you might be very susceptible to this disease. Prevention: Start watching Grudge, Die Hard or Resident Evil.

If you are hopelessly romantic, do not make eye contact while talking to the opposite sex. Prevention: Wear dark shades. Nahi to ankhon ankhon mein ishara ho jayega!

If you are very good looking. Prevention: Then stay indoors, I repeat, do not go outside without any strong reason or you can cover your face while going out. Pata nahi kis ki buri nazar aap par pad jaye!

If you are weird, then an expert, Dr. Seuss says, "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Prevention: Keep distance from all the weirdos out there!

Girls who like to stand brushing their hair for long time in the gallery! Prevention: Cut your hair short. Recommended haircut "Boy Cut" or one can go bald also!

Others who do not fall in the categories mentioned above are either inconsequential or are already infected and are carriers of this epidemic. You need to stay away from those as well. To identify them, here are a few tips. They listen to the same love song for 'n' number of times. They sleep very less at night and still look fresh. They keep smiling when alone and are preoccupied with thoughts and are delusional. They love to get wet in rainy season. Now, if you do not want to have this menace, please be wary of these things or the crazy stupid thing called love might just catch you and then you might feel sorry for yourself. Some experts say love at first sight is also possible, but it pays to take a second look (especially if you have poor eyesight). You might wonder if this is curable or not. Yes, of course, it is curable, but chances of relapse are very high. On the brighter side, some experts say LOVE can give meaning to your life and can make your life very fulfilling. So here is the mother of all tips, friends, you go out there and fall in love and get infected with "LOVE" and infect others too.

Disclaimer: The information contained in this article is for fun purpose only. Please take advice of your Love Guru before taking any romantic decisions.

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