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Pink Slime Will Save the World From Global Warming - Seriously, Ask PETA and the Alarmists

March 30, 2012 | Comments: 0 | Views: 163

Okay so, I am okay with pink slime and believe all the global warming alarmists should eat it instead of meat. You see, next time they fire up the BBQ or order a hamburger they should get half pink slime and half beef. You may think that I am kidding here, but I assure you I am not. Okay so, let me explain all this to you for a moment if I might.

The Wall Street Journal had an excellent article on March 29, 2012 titled; "Pink Slime Defenders Line Up," by Bill Tomson and Mark Peters. In the article it stated that;

"You effectively have to kill 1.5 million more head of cattle each year to replace the meat that would go off the market from this unwarranted unmerited food scare," the Governor of Iowa was quoted as saying.

Right! And 1.5 million head of cattle sure put a lot of that terrible green house gas that comes out the butts of all Americans, even those PETA members who mostly eat beans for their protein intake. Now then, if we want to save the environment and ensure that Al Gore's (the same guy who invented the Internet) future predictions of the Florida sand bar being submerged under several meters of water, then we better eat our meat, otherwise no pudding. After all, "how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Really it boils down to this; pink slime is just another brick in the wall to protect our civilization from certain catastrophe, rising oceans, global warming, and still ensure that a bunch of rich guys (1% ers) can make billions trading CO2 carbon credits in Obama's new cap and trade program - essentially creating a new currency - trading air. I sure bet Enron would have loved that one? What a brilliant idea, what will they think of next? Simple, they are going to charge you to breathe, well they will be charging you to exhale, oh yah, and fart, that costs extra.

So, please pass the pink slime before you pass the gas. I can see the Popeye Cartoon now where the taxman cometh with a methane sniffer device or insist that everyone have a gas sensor with an active matrix RFID tag in their underwear too? Probably, DHS will say it's necessary to prevent anymore underwear bombers and also to make sure no one cheats the IRS on the methane fart-fees, otherwise no free health-care after paying $500 a month for health insurance you never use.

Indeed, I hope you will support pink slime, mold, and various devices on your back side - they'll be watching - if they don't detect a device in your underwear, then you are not getting on the airplane, nor will you get an in-flight meal with your daily dose of; Pink Slime! Please consider all this and think on it.

Lance Winslow is a failed Improv Compedian, but still claims to be King of the One-Liners!

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